Probably it won't matter,
but either way,
what if it does?

Can you bet your life on it,
that it will not
ever happen?

Life is full of surprises,
taking a chance
could cost a lot.

But hey, it's up to you
but don't come to me
when life doesn't follow
your day-by-day plan.
When your little boy
whom you raised and believed in-
The boy you stupidly made dreams for-
comes to you with news,
don't say you never suspected.
Because you came to me,
saying even though it could never happen,
but you think he may
turn out to be gay.
But like you said,
It could never happen to you.